Welcome your new teammate

Congratulations. Your new teammate…

• is raising your electric bills.
• is causing electrical distortions in your house.
• is using up Great Lakes drinking water.
• is taking disproportionate credit for your work.
• is working to disempower labor.
• is why we don’t backfill layoffs when times get better.
• wants to devalue (if not diminish) your expertise.
• makes you dumber and less creative.
• is encouraging you not to collaborate as much.
• lies, but doesn’t even know it’s lying.
• doesn’t say, “I don’t know.”
• erodes your organization’s reputation.

Even if this teammate worked for free, are you sure you’d want them?